have you ever had so much you wanted to say about a person and no words to really capture them? that is lauren to me. so much wonderful and too little space to write.
lauren and i met like any other obligation group of best friends should. awkwardly. all of our closest friends were closest friends with each other and hearing about lauren nonstop only made me want to be her friend as well. so we hung out for the first time back in january and it was love at first sight and site (get it. site. facebook is how we met first but more on that in a moment.).
previous to that though, we did have this conversation on facebook:
me to lauren: i'm glad we are friends..because to be honest ive been stalking you for awhile.
lauren to me: i'm glad we are friends too because tonight i called steph and told her how the fact that i have yet to meet you is ruining my life... and that i would stalk you but i am unable to view your life - so now i can do so freely. :)
so basically that was it. i knew we would be friends for life since we could openly stalk from then on. from then on we discussed everything from snotty noses to home on the range to hot boys to jonas bonas.
now as much as i enjoyed being facebook friends with lauren i truly enjoyed the reality aspect of our lives as well. i am not sure why this is but lauren can make me laugh so hard that at any given moment i will literally be able to pee my pants/dress i wear 3 days in a row. we have a tag team aspect of our humor that basically borders on monstrously inappropriate. we definitely work better in a crowd as well, the audience seems to thrive off of her actual humor and my ability to laugh so loudly that everyone laughs out of how uncomfortable they are to be seen by me.
lauren may be the only person i can poll very random people on the aspects of sex that i just dont understand but also discuss the very serious matter of what you do when your poop is too large to flush and also the general suckiness of having that one guy in the world that you cant stop thinking about while he makes out with ugly asians (not cool ones like lisa).
i am very glad i could sit in her car and discuss that day john mayer serenaded her on stage at msg to being in the car in front of her while showing off my $2 drugstore microfiber bikini underwear that has now become infamous.
seriously, add her on facebook. myspace. your life. she's worth it for how nonstop hilarious she is. sometimes so much that i have to cover my ears as to not pee my dress. or as my title so lovely describes, she made me laugh so hard i had to leave the wake of our best friend to go laugh so hard i teared up in the coat room. there is nothing gentlemanly about showing that much of your stomach or walking around with tp. seriously people, classes start monday.
3 comments:
most inspiring thing ever. i would never choose to have lesbian babys with anyone but you.
im going to add her on myspace :D
she seems like the 2nd coolest person ever.
you, of corse, being the first.
HAHAHAHA this is awesome. you two are an unstoppable force.
and i'm glad i don't fall in the ugly asian category ;)
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